Hi there. Were you aware that Pebble Beach is coming up later this month, the fanciest week for American car collectors and owners all year, brimming with boutique shows and auctions? Yes. Among these events is the Mecum Auctions and, for your wellbeing, I have put together a list of cars that you will be wise to purchase. This is the auction that will have that one Ford GT that nobody can seem to own. That will be a fine distraction that will keep everyone away from the cars you need. Also there are lots of Lamborghini Diablos and over-restored pickup trucks to distract everyone else. First, buy this Charizard-looking Dodge Viper. Drag $60,000 out of your wallet right now and hurl it at your computer if at all possible. Alright, good. Now here is a Nissan Pao, the Pike Car legend, probably the most adorable car of the modern era. They’re great. Your life would be better with one. No suggested price! Pull out a few grand for this. Also buy this Nissan S-Cargo, basically the same car but roomy and practical. Your fleet of vehicles is, I’m going to say it, unbelievably cool already. You are dangerously cool owning these three cars thus far, and you’ve spent less than what it costs to buy a mid-trim Porsche 911. I have some bad news. You are about to become much less wealthy, though at least more fabulous. There are many trucks at this auction. Most of them are boring…. [Read full story]
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